You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
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we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
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When in doubt, it's too much cheese
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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