we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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