oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Heard at work: Get out of my face before I cuntpunch you so hard your granddaughters have miscarriages. I love my job.
I'm moving there. Get me hired.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
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this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
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I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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