Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.