i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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