no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
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the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
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I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
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