i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
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we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
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I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
That was before I lit my hair on fire
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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