i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Randomize
