I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
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