Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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