it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
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He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
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He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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