HIV tests are more positive than that guy
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
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I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
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Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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