So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
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