Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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