So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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