she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
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idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
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Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
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