no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
