Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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