he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Never let your siblings swipe right.
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