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Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
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part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
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Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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