so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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