In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
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