Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
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It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
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Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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