singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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