drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
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Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
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I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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