Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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