Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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