those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
He did a backflip because drugs
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