"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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