That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Swine flu is the new snow day.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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