doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
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I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
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Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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