Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
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