I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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