So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
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