super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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