you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
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Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
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Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things