Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
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Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
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God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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