Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
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We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
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Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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