Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I just pynch a tree in the face
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
i believe in u and ur pee
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