somebody snuck up and got me drunk
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
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sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
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1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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