This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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