last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
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ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
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What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
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