dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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