This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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