girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
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it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
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Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
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