i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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