I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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