these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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