i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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