too bad you live with your parents still
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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