I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
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My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
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Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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