I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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