my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
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The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
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Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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