I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
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