It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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