Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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