This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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